{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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Jlloyd Tafari Samuel was a professional footballer who played as a defender and midfielder. Born in Trinidad and Tobago, he was raised in England and played for England up to under-21 level. He played 3 seasons for Iranian Esteghlal of the Persian Gulf Pro League. He played two full international matches for Trinidad and Tobago in 2009.
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Ilir Hasani is a politician, surgeon, member of parliament and former Deputy Minister of Health of North Macedonia.
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