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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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